Fun fact, if you Google Jaromir Jagr's parents, he shows up as his own father. He is also still able to get girls less than half his age to sleep with him, probably because at 43 he still ages like fine wine. And he's not picking up just any girls either. He's snagging incredibly hot 18 year old Czech models. Models whose boyfriends are the captain of the Czech national junior whatever team, and basically idolized Jagr their entire lives. But sometimes, even if you are one of the best players to ever play hockey, you bring a bad apple home from the bar (or wherever he found her) and you get blackmailed.
This chick made one huge mistake though. She forgot that she was trying to blackmail Jaromir fucking Jagr. Lesser men like Tiger Woods or Arnold Schwarzenneger crumbled because of the efforts of women like this, but not Jags. I can just imagine the text exchange (I'm assuming in Czech):
Her: Give me $2000 or I'm posting this pic on the internet.
Jags: Hahahahahahaha
Jags: Which one are you again?
Apparently in real life all he said was just "I don't care," which is literally the perfect response. Doesn't try to change her mind. Doesn't once think about paying her. Doesn't even acknowledge that there is a problem at all. You think if Mario Lemieux was put in this position back in the day he could have just shaken it off? Absolutely not. He'd have his checkbook out faster than you can say "premature retirement." I bet he'd even pay for her cab ride home.
Jagr has said that he thinks he can play until he's 50, and for the sake of the game I hope he actually does.
Update: The "Jagr selfie" has exploded into a meme. Absolutely incredible.
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